SPIN MY NIPPLE NUTS AND SEND ME TO ALASKA T-SHIRT

If you know “Spin my nipple nuts and send me to Alaska”, you don’t need this explained.

Inspired by Red Dwarf (1988– ), this design takes its cue from Kryten’s wonderfully over-the-top way of reacting to the unexpected. Part panic, part politeness, and completely ridiculous, it’s the sort of line that could only come from a malfunctioning mechanoid.

A perfect nod to Kryten’s unique mix of programming, exasperation, and accidental comedy.

This isn’t for everyone — and that’s exactly the point.

For fans who actually get the reference.

Printed in small batches — don’t miss out.

★★★★★ Loved by fans of cult sci-fi comedy

Softstyle Unisex T-Shirt – Fit & Feel

Lightweight, comfortable, and made for everyday wear. The premium fabric gives a smooth feel while holding its shape over time — easy to wear, easy to keep.

A Cult Graphic Tee for Film & TV Fans

Designed for people who prefer subtle references over obvious branding.

The best references aren’t obvious — they’re recognised.

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✔ Eco ink printing

Limited run — not restocked.

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