DON'T TELL HIM PIKE - DAD'S ARMY INSPIRED SOFT STYLE UNISEX T SHIRT

“Don’t tell him, Pike!” is one of Captain Mainwaring’s most memorable catchphrases from the classic British sitcom Dad’s Army. Often uttered in exasperation when Private Pike threatens to reveal something naïve or embarrassing, the line perfectly captures Mainwaring’s mixture of authority, frustration, and begrudging affection for his bumbling platoon. Delivered with impeccable timing, it became a hallmark of the show’s humour, highlighting the charming interplay between the self-important captain and his well-meaning but often clueless subordinates. The phrase remains an enduring symbol of Dad’s Army’s timeless comedy.