10 Funniest Western Movie Quotes of All Time
david deanWestern films are known for gunslingers, dusty towns, and dramatic showdowns — but some of the most memorable moments come from comedy. From parody westerns to cult classics, these films delivered unforgettable one-liners that fans still quote today.
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Here are some of the funniest western movie quotes ever put on screen.
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1. “The sheriff is near!”
One of the most iconic lines from a legendary parody western — unexpected, absurd, and instantly recognisable.
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2. “Fifteen is my limit on schnitzengruben.”
A brilliantly absurd line delivered with perfect timing — one of the film’s most memorable moments.
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3. “Mongo only pawn in game of life.”
Short, simple, and hilarious — one of the most quoted lines in western comedy.
4. “Never mind that… here comes Mongo!”
An unforgettable moment combining chaos with perfect comedic delivery.
5. “You’d do it for Randolph Scott.”
A line that plays on western film culture itself — even better if you know the reference.
6. “Oh, blow it out your ass, Howard.”
Sharp, unexpected, and completely out of place in a traditional western — exactly why it works.
7. “We’ll work up a number six on ’em.”
A clever parody of classic western strategy scenes, delivered with a comedic twist.
8. “Excuse me while I whip this out.”
One of the most famous comedy misdirects ever — still quoted decades later.
9. “The Waco Kid.”
Sometimes it’s not just the line — it’s the character behind it that makes it iconic.
10. “Give the governor a harumph!”
A chaotic moment that perfectly sums up the film’s satirical take on authority and crowd mentality.
Why Western Comedy Still Works
Parody westerns remain some of the most rewatchable films ever made. By flipping traditional tropes on their head, they created a style of humour that still feels fresh.
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