MAY I SAY, WHAT A SMASHING BLOUSE YOU HAVE ON T-SHIRT

If you know “May I say, what a smashing blouse you have on”, you don’t need this explained.

Inspired by Bottom (1991–1995), this design takes its cue from one of the show’s most brilliantly awkward and unforgettable chat-up lines. Crude, ridiculous, and instantly recognisable to fans who get the reference.

This isn’t for everyone — and that’s exactly the point.

For fans who actually get the reference.

Printed in small batches — don’t miss out.

★★★★★ Loved by fans of cult British comedy

Softstyle Unisex T-Shirt – Fit & Feel

Lightweight, comfortable, and made for everyday wear. The premium fabric gives a smooth feel while holding its shape over time — easy to wear, easy to keep.

A Cult Graphic Tee for Film & TV Fans

Designed for people who prefer subtle references over obvious branding.

The best references aren’t obvious — they’re recognised.

✔ Free UK shipping over £40
✔ 30-day returns
✔ Eco ink printing

Limited run — not restocked.

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