I'M ON A WHISKEY DIET I'VE LOST THREE DAYS ALREADY T-SHIRT

If you know the line, you don’t need this explained.

Inspired by Tommy Cooper, this design celebrates one of those perfectly delivered one-liners — absurd, effortless, and unmistakably his.

Three days gone. Worth every drop.

This isn’t for everyone — and that’s exactly the point.

For fans who actually get the reference.

Printed in small batches — don’t miss out.

★★★★★ Classic British comedy, perfectly delivered

Softstyle Unisex T-Shirt – Fit & Feel

Lightweight, comfortable, and made for everyday wear. The premium fabric gives a smooth feel while holding its shape over time — easy to wear, easy to keep.

A Cult Graphic Tee for Film & TV Fans

Designed for people who prefer subtle references over obvious branding.

The best references aren’t obvious — they’re recognised.

✔ Free UK shipping over £40
✔ 30-day returns
✔ Eco ink printing

Limited run — not restocked.

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